The holidays are a time of joy, togetherness — and let’s be honest — overindulgence. Whether it’s an extra serving of lechon or sneaking one too many desserts, we’ve all fallen into the festive food trap. While some tales of holiday excess might sound “scary,” they often make for the most entertaining stories to share with family and friends. Here are some of the funniest holiday overindulgence moments that might just remind you of your own!
Emotional Eating: “Tita’s Guilt Trip”
My aunt once said, “Kumain ka, anak! I cooked this adobo especially for you!” I relented, devouring three servings. Later, I realized I wasn’t hungry; I was just terrified of hurting Tita’s feelings.
Social Pressures: “The Lechon Lobby”
At a family gathering, my cousin’s wife pressured me to try her famous lechon. “Just one bite!” she insisted. About — I forgot how many bites later, I needed elastic pants.
Lack of Portion Control: “The Never-Ending Plate”
During Noche Buena, my Lola kept refilling my plate, saying, “Isang kagat pa, anak!” (One more bite!). I ended up eating for three hours.
Overindulgence: “The Ube Ice Cream Incident”
After finishing a plate of lechon, I declared, “I deserve ube ice cream!” My cousin chimed in, “Get two scoops; it’s Christmas!” Now, my jeans disagree.
And so, as the holidays teach us every year, the true spirit of the season lies not just in the gifts or the decorations, but in the laughter shared over overly-full plates and slightly-too-tight pants. These moments of indulgence — and the hilarious stories they create — remind us that it’s okay to let loose once in a while. After all, diets can wait, but memories like these are the real holiday treasures. Here’s to stretchy pants, endless servings, and more tales to laugh about next year!
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